Microblog/Photoblog
A page for very short posts and the odd photo.
18/09/2026 Brain dumping is an art form.
13/9/2026 I haven't looked at Reddit all day. This is an achievement.
10/9/2026 Not sure how to feel about a certain reality star turned health influencer who is now getting in on the online business course grift. I know he probably means well and wants to help people who want to grow a brand but idk, it just seems a bit unethical from someone of his background if you know what I mean.
25/8/26 Seen on Instagram today: "May your stress turn into farts and leave your body."
2/8/2026 Added perimenopause to the Nemeses list. It is probably my arch nemesis right about now.
26/7/2026 Brain fog is the bane of my life.
21/7/2026

Owen no longer talks to his relatives (IYKYK).
20/7/2026 Chewed one piece of strawberry Big Babol and one piece of apple Big Babol together. Result: big bubbles that took turns to be pink, green and yellow. Entertaining for a bit.
